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Friday,
February 28, 2003
T.G.I.F. Boy what a week!
It was a roller coaster ride for me. I was supposed to go in the hospital on
Monday and that got canceled at the last minute and I've been flooded all week
with applications for the
ICL program that we're developed from our
pre-launch program. Whew! I'll
be working here in my home office probably this entire weekend as I've placed
a load of work on the rear burner to get ahead of the mails.. with not much
luck... so I'll continue to burn the mid-night oil....
The big snow storm we were supposed to get from yesterday into day kind of
fizzled as we ended up with about 3/4 of an inch. That's okay with me as I've
had enough snow. We need coal and this winter the coal company is so busy the
only time they can deliver it is Sunday morning! So I'll be busy Sunday
morning cleaning out around the coal bin so they can get their chute to it.. I
hope your weekend it not near as full as mine and that you can get some
relaxing time in.. I hope sometime next week I can get caught up enough
to at least take a half a day off.
About a half hour ago I tossed some bird seed out front for the birds and now
as I look out there 5 squirrels are out stuffing themselves with bird seed! Oh
well, I guess they have to eat too.
Well with me, I must get back to work and YOU, YOU have a
GREAT weekend! I'll be posting the Jokes up here in an hour or so....
Check out today’s
“Joke Page”.
(CAUTION! Some Jokes are “R” rated! Use your good
judgment!!!)
Posted by Chuck Rollason at Friday, February 28, 2003
Thursday,
February 27, 2003
Still in a deep freeze here
in Central Pennsylvania and they're calling for another snow storm starting
this afternoon and lasting into tomorrow. Wow! We haven't received much snow
since 1997 until this year. It must have been saving it up to dump on us all
at once.. Boy, here lately, I think my "get up and go, has got up and
went". No energy what-so-ever! I get up and I'm ready to head back to the sack
an hour later.... Oh well I know when Spring hits it will give me and a
lot of others a pick-me-up!
This office has been busier than flies on a cow's behind all this week as our
pre-launch for the
ICL program came to an end and now applications are coming in for the main
program. I have converted the pre-launch program to a
downline building program and
that will now end on May 31st. So if you missed out on the pre-launch, don't
miss out on the downline builder or if you were in the pre-launch you can now
join the downline builder and continue to expand your downline!
Don't believe we've been
having snow around here? Check
Chuck's Daily Photo
Gallery 7 on the left side of this page. That's what I call snow! Well,
with all the work coming in and I must get out the
Once A Month Association
statements, newsletter,
and Monthly Member Benefit
Directory before the end of the month, it's back to work for me,
and YOU, YOU have a GREAT day!
Check out today’s
“Joke Page”.
(CAUTION! Some Jokes are “R” rated! Use your good
judgment!!!)
Posted by Chuck Rollason at Thursday, February 27, 2003
Wednesday,
February 26, 2003
Back again on a very cold
Wednesday here at the Blue Bird Cottage in Central Pennsylvania. I'm back up
and running and even have a joke sheet up for today. Will wonders never cease?
To explain what's been happening the last few days. I received a call from the
Cardiologists office Friday evening telling me that I was to report to his
office Monday morning at 7:30 for blood tests and set up to go into the
hospital on Tuesday morning for a Heart Catheter procedure as the doctor felt
that at least one of the stents he placed in my heart back in November is
failing. I must say it got me excited....
I showed up for the tests etc. and came back home with the idea that I was to
report to the hospital the very next morning. Later in the day I received a
call from them telling me that I could not get the procedure done on Tuesday
as the Blood Doctor wanted me to stop taking my aspirin each day for seven
days. Okay.... then I was to go on Monday March 3rd. Another hour later I
receive a call from them that if I wanted my regular heart guy to do the job
it would have to be March 13th so now I'm going in then. Whew! Boy the way
things has been going I hope they don't change it again...
As I was expecting not to be here today all my work is really screwed up so
I'd better get back to it, and YOU, YOU have a Wonderful
Day!!!
Check out today’s
“Joke Page”.
(CAUTION! Some Jokes are “R” rated! Use your good
judgment!!!)
Posted by Chuck Rollason at Wednesday, February 26, 2003
Tuesday,
February 25, 2003
I received a reprieve and
did not have to go to the hospital today. It's been a real hassle around here
for the past couple of days though.. That's why I haven't had time to
get up here and let you know what's happening... I've been getting
overwhelmed by entries for the
ICL program from our pre-launch program which has now turned into a
downline builder for the ICL
program, plus what's going down with the the doctor's office it's really
been hectic..... I'll know more by tomorrow and I'll let you know what's
happening... Sorry I didn't have time to do a joke sheet today I hope to
get a new one up tomorrow and I'll also let you know what else is happening...
Hang in there and don't lose interest as I am working to get back on track...
Posted by Chuck Rollason at Tuesday, February 25, 2003
Monday,
February 24, 2003
Hello, if you're new to
this site Welcome! Those of you who stop back and visit me I'm afraid I found
out Friday night that I must go back in the hospital this week.. I should be
back in my office on Friday.... Sorry for the inconvenience. I will tell
you all about it on Friday.. Have a GREAT week!
Take care.....
Posted by Chuck Rollason at Monday, February 24, 2003
Friday,
February 21, 2003
T.G.I.F. Yep, here we are
again at the beginning of a great weekend. We actually had a small thaw around
here yesterday. Here and there where paths were shoveled the grass is peeking
through. Snow is melting off the roofs. We are supposed to get above freezing
here again today.
Betty and I are in for a small break this morning as we have an appointment to
get the Jeep serviced and inspected. Well, I don't know how much of a break it
will be as I'll take the laptop along and key in some database names while we
wait but then we'll have a nice lunch somewhere and do some shopping for the
weekend..
So I'll have to leave for garage this morning before too long.... I do
have some things I must get done before I go so for me, at the moment, it's
back to work, and for YOU, YOU have a GREAT weekend!!!
Check out today’s
“Joke Page”.
(CAUTION! Some Jokes are “R” rated! Use your good
judgment!!!)
Posted by Chuck Rollason at Friday, February 21, 2003
Thursday,
February 20, 2003
What another GREAT day here
in central Pennsylvania.... we're supposed to go up into the 40's today...
Wow! we won't know how to act... It will feel like spring compared to
what it's been the last several weeks.... and that's a good thing as Martha
Stewart would say......
My Nuclear stress test at the Cardiologist went well yesterday and they are
supposed to call me between 3 and 5 PM today and let me know how it turned
out.. Got my fingers crossed!
Everyone here in central Pennsylvania are still in snow clean up mode...
The main highways are in great shape but a lot of business places, schools, and
secondary roads leave a lot to be desired... Don't forget to see some photos
with our snow storm.. check out our
Chuck's Daily Phone
Gallery 7 ..
Yesterday Betty and I got done 150 statements and mailings for Mark Smith and
my Pre-launch for the
International Coin Liquidators
and today with about 250 to
go we will finish them and get them in today's mail..... With that thought and
mind.... for me it's back to work and for YOU, YOU have a
GREAT day!
Check out today’s
“Joke Page”.
(CAUTION! Some Jokes are “R” rated! Use your good
judgment!!!)
Posted by Chuck Rollason at Thursday, February 20, 2003
Wednesday,
February 19, 2003
Another beautiful day here
in Central Pennsylvania! We did get dug out of our snow bank yesterday
afternoon thanks to Betty's son and his son. They did a bank up job and
were back in business, so to speak, here again.
That sure worked out fine as I must go for a Nuclear stress test at the
Cardiologist first thing this morning and wasn't sure if we'd be able to get
out because of the snow storm.. I'm a little antsy about the test but I
usually am. Have a few things to get done before we go and only have a few
minutes so for me, I'm off, and YOU, YOU have a GREAT day! Check out today's
jokes there are some good ones in there!
Check out today’s
“Joke Page”.
(CAUTION! Some Jokes are “R” rated! Use your good
judgment!!!)
Posted by Chuck Rollason at Wednesday, February 19, 2003
Tuesday,
February 18, 2003
Here it is, Tuesday and
we're still snowed in. Betty and I did get a lot done over the weekend and
holiday, while we were trapped here in the cottage though. We have a bulk mail
ready to go to the post office and I have 100 downline statements ready to go
out also for our downline building program for
International Coin Liquidators.
I only have about 500 more to go and will be working very hard today on them.
This snow storm is something else! I'm not supposed to be shoveling anything
with my heart problems but I did have fun yesterday shoveling some paths
anyway. Today we're going to get some help from one of Betty's sons to dig us
out... I measured that we got 21˝ inches of snow fall here at the
Bluebird Cottage on the Susquehanna River in Central Pennsylvania. With just
the little shoveling I did yesterday, I now feel like a truck ran over me!
Want to see some pictures of the situation around here? Just click on the left
side of this site on
Chuck's Daily Photo Gallery 7. You'll not only see pictures of the
snowfall around here but also pictures of our starving "Wild" Rabbit. Poor guy
is in a heck of a shape. Any comments about pictures or anything on this
site is very much appreciated... Just click here and email me,
Chuck. It's always good to hear from
you!
To my mail order friends, we will be starting a pre-launch program for the
tape of the month program around the end of this month.
Want to get in at the top of the "forced 5 X 5 matrix?", then click on this to
check out the company and to sign up:
http://www.tomdanley.com/ Don't forget if you sign up to write in my name
and ID sponsoring number :
Chuck Rollason #14338. Want to sign up over the
phone instead of the web... no problem just call this toll free number:
1-800-798-0897 ... that's Texas time and they are in the office 'til 4 PM
Texas time...
So much to do... statements, also must get the bulk mail to the post office if
and when Betty's son gets here..... at any rate it's back to work for me and
YOU, YOU have a GREAT Day!!!!!!
Check out today’s
“Joke Page”.
(CAUTION! Some Jokes are “R” rated! Use your good
judgment!!!)
Posted by Chuck Rollason at Tuesday, February 18, 2003
Monday,
February 17, 2003
The beginning of a brand
new week and we're in the middle of a huge snow storm here at the Blue Bird
Cottage in Central Pennsylvania.. As I write this it's still snowing and it's
been coming down since yesterday morning! We now have over 2 feet and it's
growing by the minute!!!
Maybe it's lucky that today is Presidents Day as most people could not get to
work, school or what ever. Things have some to a stand still around here and
it's no wonder. We are sure not used to this much snow.. I've been
bragging that since we bought the Jeep new in 1997 I've only had it in 4 wheel
drive for about 10 minutes! That was before the start of this winter though!
The four wheel drive is getting a work out this year!
Here's something I thought you may enjoy with Valentine's Day just past:
Below is a wonderful poem
Audrey Hepburn wrote when
asked to share her "beauty tips." It was read at her funeral
years later.
For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes,
seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your
food with the hungry. For beautiful hair, let a child run his/her
fingers through it once a day. For poise, walk with the
knowledge that you never walk alone. People, even more than
things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and
redeemed; never throw out anyone. Remember, if you ever
need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of
your arms. As you grow older, you will discover that you have
two hands; one for helping yourself, and the other for helping
others.
Lots to get done
here in my small office today, holiday or no holiday, so it's back to work for
me and YOU, YOU have a GREAT day and if your off work, enjoy yourself!
Check out today’s
“Joke Page”.
(CAUTION! Some Jokes are “R” rated! Use your good
judgment!!!)
Posted by Chuck Rollason at Monday, February 17, 2003
Friday,
February 14, 2003
HAPPY
VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
T.G.I.F. Yep, it's Friday,
the weekend is just about here, ready or not! Are you ready for a nice,
relaxing, no responsibly weekend? No kids, grandkids, children,
relations, in-laws, to worry about? Just a dream isn't it! Well,
maybe not... all depends where you stand in this wonderful world..
Looks like we're in for a snowy weekend. Snow tonight, snow tomorrow, and then
snow again on Sunday. Looks like the only place I'll be going over the
weekend will be via the Internet! I hope it's nice, sunny, and WARM
where you are. The cold weather never used to bother me but that was before I
reached geezer status.. Now it brings out all of the aches and pains.
Well, enough good stuff about me... Don't forget, take your sweetie out
to eat and how about a movie?
In the meantime... it's time for me to get
ready for our weekend.... I have a million things to get done... soooooooo.....
for me it's back to work and for YOU, YOU have a GREAT weekend!!!!!
Check out today’s
“Joke Page”.
(CAUTION! Some Jokes are “R” rated! Use your good
judgment!!!)
Posted by Chuck Rollason at Friday, February 14, 2003
Thursday,
February 13, 2003
A VERY cold night last
night. I sure hope if anyone had any outside animal pets around our area made
sure they had a way to keep warm last night as it was a Real freezer here in
Central Pennsylvania... I think, at least in this area, we're all ready
for Spring! I know I sure am! I hope it's warmer where you are and you're nice
and comfy.
I received an email newsletter yesterday that had something in it I'd like to
pass on to you. Some fun, help and much more......
Check out today’s
“Joke Page”.
(CAUTION! Some Jokes are “R” rated! Use your good
judgment!!!)
Posted by Chuck Rollason at Thursday, February 13, 2003
Be our Valentine
As you may have heard, Valentine's Day is fast approaching. What better way to
warm the winter chill than with this collection of screensavers, wallpapers,
poems, music, and images? Even you romantic traditionalists need an occasional
break from bouquets and romantic cards. Show that special someone how much you
care the Download.com way.
There's a lot there to
enjoy. Go ahead take a few minutes and have some fun...
I stopped at the hardware store yesterday and picked up another 22 lbs. of
wild bird seed. If it's cold and snowy where you are don't forget about our
feathered friends. They can use some extra help this time of the year to find
some food..
I'm looking forward to get a lot of stuff done here, today at my home office
so for me it's back to work and YOU, YOU have a GREAT
day!
Check out today’s
“Joke Page”.
(CAUTION! Some Jokes are “R” rated! Use your good
judgment!!!)
Posted by Chuck Rollason at Thursday, February 13, 2003
Wednesday,
February 12, 2003
A beautiful but cold day
here at the Blue Bird Cottage in Central Pennsylvania. It was snowing right up
until dark here last evening and the birds and our
"Wild Rabbit", was
eating food we had put out for them like there was to be no tomorrow. Maybe
the snow had them scared that it would be awhile before they were able to find
food again.. Who knows what birds think and especially that darned
rabbit! At any rate they sure did stuff themselves..
I did a lot of printing yesterday with my state of the art Japanese printer. I
got a lot of print jobs and stuff I needed for myself to print for the
office... Also, got a lot of other work that needed to be done and
mailed that had to go out. It turned out to be a pretty good day.
Today I'll be working on my magazine/newsletter and bulk mail. I must get
those done to concentrate on the pre-launch program and get out the statements
for that... Whew! Sounds like a busy day so for me it's back to work and
YOU, YOU have a GREAT day!!!
Check out today’s
“Joke Page”.
(CAUTION! Some Jokes are “R” rated! Use your good
judgment!!!)
Posted by Chuck Rollason at Wednesday, February 12, 2003
Tuesday,
February 11, 2003
Yesterday was a GREAT day!
I managed to get a ton of stuff done. Things are going well here in my small
home office.
It's hard to believe but
officially
Mark Smith & My New Pre-Launch For International Coin Liquidators
ended on the 31st day of January but would you believe folks are still
joining the program. Today I received 23 more entries! We now have over 500
entries! That's a good thing as Martha Stewart would say.
We're back into another freeze here in Central Pennsylvania and had a couple
of inches of snow yesterday. Just enough to make some streets slippery and
cause a bunch of fender benders. Things are more back to normal around this
area today. I'll be staying home and be working in the office all day today.
Plenty around here to get done that's for sure. So for me it's back to work
and for YOU, YOU have a GREAT day!!!
Check out today's jokes if you get a chance.... there are some good ones in
there today!
Check out today’s
“Joke Page”.
(CAUTION! Some Jokes are “R” rated! Use your good
judgment!!!)
Posted by Chuck Rollason at Tuesday, February 11, 2003
Monday,
February 10, 2003
The beginning of a brand
new week! Hot dog! It's going to be a good one too! I have that feeling again.
It's great to be back on the web again... Well, I really wasn't off that
long but as I explained Friday I had a multitude of sins after my Web Domain
was switched from one server to another. I had to upload each and every file
that was on my original site. That's about 5 years worth. I have over 4 times
the room on my new server that I had on the old one so I guess in a way it was
all worth it. I just wish it would have been a smoother move. It wasn't just
this, Chuck's Daily, that was down, but my entire site:
www.homebucks.com I was worried
there for awhile but I had it all back up except a few pages about 10 of 'em
that I really had a problem getting back where they belonged and I had a lot
of graphics that I had to re-upload. I think I have about all back in shape
now. (At least I sure hope so!)
Here are some GREAT facts that I ran into that I thought may interest you and
pick up your day:
Q. What occurs more often in December than any other month?
A. Conception.
Q. What separates "60 Minutes," on CBS from every other TV show?
A. No theme song
Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace.
Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular
boat name requested?
A. Obsession
Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go
until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand
Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and
laser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.
Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey
Q. There are more collect calls on this day than any other day of
the year?
A. Father's Day
Q. What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the
most ironic?
A. He is allergic to carrots.
Q. What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
A. Snoop in your medicine cabinet.
I thought you'd get
a kick out of them. They are all true.. Well, lots of work to get done
today, here in my small home office so for me, it's back to work, and YOU,
YOU have a GREAT day!!!
Check out today’s
“Joke Page”.
(CAUTION! Some Jokes are “R” rated! Use your good
judgment!!!)
Posted by Chuck Rollason at Monday, February 10, 2003
Friday,
February 7, 2003
T.G.I.F. Boy I'll say! I've
finally got most of my stuff back up on the site and in proper order. I sure
hope this darn new server works out as that is a mess! I thought I'd put this
up to let you know that we ARE back up and running. If you click around my
site and find anything missing, a picture, a bad link, etc. I would appreciate
it if you would email me at:
chuck@homebucks.com and let me know about it.. Thanks, in advance. Well,
you can imagine how far I'm behind on work now that I've spent most of the day
working on my site.... Boy am I ever glad that I'm on high speed
Internet connection as if I was on dial up, I'd be here for at least a week
getting done what I've just done! Listen, it's almost 3:30 in the
afternoon and my post office closes at 4:30 so I'd better get back to work and
get a couple of things done so I can head for the post office and YOU, YOU
have a GREAT weekend!!!
Posted by Chuck Rollason at Friday, February 7, 2003
Friday,
February 7, 2003
Sorry for the inconvenience
as late yesterday afternoon I had my domain switched from one server to
another and have lost many, many files... I'm working on it now and expect to
have everything back up and running properly by Monday morning.. Please bear
with me.. It's about 1 in the morning now and I see I'm not going to get it
all done without taking a sleep break... I'll be working on it
throughout today.. You can keep checking back and see my progress.....
Have a GREAT weekend!!!
Check out today’s
“Joke Page”.
(CAUTION! Some Jokes are “R” rated! Use your good
judgment!!!)
Posted by Chuck Rollason at Friday, February 7, 2003
Thursday,
February 6, 2003
It's a beautiful, cold
morning here in Central Pennsylvania but by tonight we are supposed to get
snow.... (Again) Oh well, it is pretty when it snows around here.
Al lot of folks are starting to receive their income tax refund checks and
folks are buying stuff right and left.. Especially the younger crowd. Seems
like no one mentioned to them that they could stash some of it back for a
rainy day or for the future. They have it and it's burning a hole in their
pockets! This time of the year more big gifts are purchased than around
Christmas I think. I swear they act like it's FREE money, and it's just there
to be spent, and the sooner the better!
Oh well, after all it IS their money! And they can do what they
want with it! If you don't believe me, just try suggesting to your kid or
grand kid to do something constructive with their income tax return and
they'll sure as heck tell you!
Income tax tip...... don't
fall for rumors ... here's one that has been going around for quite some
time.....
***************
The pre-printed label on your federal tax forms contains a secret code that
tells the IRS auditors whether or not to audit you. If you throw the label
away, you won't be audited.
*******************
This rumor was spread from one worried (and hopeful) taxpayer to another,
especially in the weeks leading up to April 15.
*******************
The Truth is..... The label is actually there to reduce processing costs,
lower the risk for error, and speed the delivery of tax refunds. "It does
contain coding information," says Mary Turville, an accountant with the
National Society of Accountants, "but it has to do with mail routes and the
form package you used in the past. There is no way to trace your tax return
from the label."
As I look around the office
and outside my sliding glass door, I can't decide who is the busiest, me or
the 3 squirrels eating some squirrel food I placed out on the sidewalk for
them. I'm not sure but they can't seem to decide to eat it all where they are,
or carry some of it back to their nests for later. Well, I don't know about
the squirrels, but for me it's back to work and YOU, YOU have a
GREAT day!!!
Check out today’s
“Joke Page”.
(CAUTION! Some Jokes are “R” rated! Use your good
judgment!!!)
Posted by Chuck Rollason at Thursday, February 6, 2003
Wednesday,
February 5, 2003
The middle of the week and
all is going smoothly here at the Blue Bird Cottage along the mighty
Susquehanna River in Central Pennsylvania. It's a beautiful day here but it
becoming much colder. We did enjoy a few warm days.
All went well at the doctor yesterday and got a few blood tests that I must
wait for for the results..
Received a good many orders yesterday including name orders and typesetting
for ads on labels orders. Then too, the entries are still coming in for our
pre-launch program so all in all it's keeping be very busy. Today will be a
great day to get caught up with this work... and I'm really looking forward to
it.
To my mail order friends.... if you'd like to get "in at the beginning" for a
change when a program is just starting to be presented now's your chance! I've
just joined the "Tape of the Month"
program, (name: Chuck Rollason, ID # 14338).
I will be forming a "Pre-Launch program by the end of this month for this
program and expect to get hundreds in it before the end of the pre-launch. If
you'd like to "get in at the beginning", now's you chance. To get more
information and sign up, click on the site above..
Lot's to get done today, here in my small office for for me it's back to
work.... and YOU, YOU have a GREAT day!!!
Check out today’s
“Joke Page”.
(CAUTION! Some Jokes are “R” rated! Use your good
judgment!!!)
Posted by Chuck Rollason at Wednesday, February 5, 2003
Tuesday,
February 4, 2003
Good Morning! It's going to
be a GREAT day today. I won't be in the office much until this afternoon as
it's another trip to the doctor for some tests.... Nothing radical....
so afterward we'll have to do some grocery shopping. I have tons of work that
I didn't get done from yesterday but it will have to wait 'til later today.
I'm probably be pulling another long night tonight. Probably 'til about
midnight. Oh well, I'll be out today for awhile... It's worth it!
It's been much warmer here for the last couple of days but it looks like that
is coming to an end this afternoon as colder air is supposed to move in. Oh
well, it IS still winter time here in the mid state...
Here are some more loony laws to pick up your day:
In Columbus, Montana, it's
a misdemeanor to pass the Mayor on the street without tipping your hat!
It's illegal to throw an
onion in Princeton, Texas!
Kentucky law requires that
every person in the state take a bath at least once a year!
It's against the law to
pawn your wooden leg in Delaware!
I received a one dollar
bill today with "www.wheresgeorge.com"
written on the top of it. I went to the site and entered the serial number of
the dollar bill and found out where it had been last.. Several states
away! It's pretty neat. You can enter one of your own bills and then check
often to find out where you bill goes... Check it out sounds like fun!
Well, it's about time to
leave for my appointment so for me, I'm gone.... and YOU, YOU
have a GREAT day!
Check out today’s
“Joke Page”.
(CAUTION! Some Jokes are “R” rated! Use your good
judgment!!!)
Posted by Chuck Rollason at Tuesday, February 4, 2003
Monday,
February 3, 2003
Here we are in a brand new
month. We're out of the deep freeze here at the Blue Bird cottage in Central
Pennsylvania at least for a few days! It feels great to be able to take a walk
outside! Yesterday was the first time I was able to take an outdoors walk in
over 3 weeks and it really felt good!
Here is the weather forecast from our most prominent Pennsylvania weather
forecaster!
Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
Hear Ye!
On Gobbler's
Knob, Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania at 7:27 a.m. this Groundhog Day, February
2nd, 2003, Punxsutawney Phil, King of Groundhogs, Seer of Seers, imitated but
never equaled, responded to the summons of Groundhog President Bill Cooper.
Bill Deeley, his friend and Handler greeted him affectionately and placed him
atop his domicile, the old oak stump. From this lofty seat he addressed the
large enthusiastic throng of faithful followers, wishing them a "Happy
Groundhog Day." Phil may be as cute as a Beanie Baby but when he predicts in
his Groundhogese there is no maybe. He directed president Bill to the
appropriate scroll which reads:
Governor Rendell
joins this joyful throng
of several thousand strong
and he like everyone will thrill
at seeing the magic on this hill
as I make my prognostication
and give my justification:
I see my shadow beside me
and that is that magic you see.
It causes this midwinter revelry,
six more weeks of winter there will be.
Well, there you
go... who can contest it? It must be true.... darn.... 6 more weeks of
winter.... Oh well, best to get it right from the groundhog's mouth!
Beginning of a brand new month and a Monday which is a really big mail day..
so I'd better get my butt back to work, and YOU, YOU have a
GREAT day!!!
Check out today’s
“Joke Page”.
(CAUTION! Some Jokes are “R” rated! Use your good
judgment!!!)
Posted by Chuck Rollason at Monday, February 3, 2003
Friday,
January 31, 2003
T.G.I.F. Yep ready or not
the weekend is almost here. I'm really not ready for it yet as I did get
plenty done yesterday, however I did not finish all of the OAMA stuff... so
it's the nose to the grind stone today. It's going to be a great day today!
The weather here in Central Pennsylvania is a little on the rough side with
freezing rain and snow for today and tomorrow... but you can't have everything....
With our government in the
news a lot lately, here's some real "Old Time" humor to pick up your day!
Will Rogers on the Government and
Politics
* "I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the
facts."
* "With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and
every time they make a law it's a joke."
* "Never blame a legislative body for not doing something. When
they do nothing, that don't hurt anybody. When they do something
is when they become dangerous."
* "Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying
for."
* "The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get
elected."
* "The short memories of American voters is what keeps our
politicians in office."
* "The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you
got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one
that's out always looks the best."
* "Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they
ain't saying anything."
* "The budget is a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical
beans into it, and then tries to reach in and pull real beans out."
* "If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics."
* "Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians
seriously and the politicians as a joke."
* "The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf."
* "The only difference between death and taxes is that death
doesn't get worse every time Congress meets."
* "I don't want to complain, but every time they build a tax
structure, the first thing they nail is me.
For me it's back to the grindstone
here, but YOU, YOU have a GREAT weekend! (I'll see you
back here Monday, in February!)
Check out today’s
“Joke Page”.
(CAUTION! Some Jokes are “R” rated! Use your good
judgment!!!)
Posted by Chuck Rollason at Friday, January 31, 2003
Thursday,
January 30, 2003
Another beautiful but cold
day here, in Central Pennsylvania at the Blue Bird Cottage. It's cold and
crisp out. I guess that's the best way to describe it here. It's supposed to
warm up a little today near the freezing mark of 32 degrees. Sounds good to
me. The birds and squirrels must already know this as they are out moving
around early here looking for food.
Everything is going smoothly here in my small office on the east side of the
cottage and I'll be working all day today on the
Once A Month Association
writing a Newsletter,
revising the Monthly Member
Benefit Directory, and Revising the Quarterly Dealer Directory. I'm not
sure If I'll get to running the statements and checks today but if I can
finish the rest, I'll be a happy camper.
Here are some more goofy laws that believe it or not, are still on the books
to hopefully brighten your day:
California law forbids
sleeping in the kitchen.. but allows cooking in the bedroom!
It's a felony in Montana
for a wife to open a telegram addressed to her husband. (It's not a crime for
the husband to open telegrams addressed to his wife!)
You can gargle in Louisiana
if you want to, but it's against the law to do it in public!
In Maryland it's against
the law for grandchildren to marry their grandparents!
It's against the law to
anchor your boat to the train tracks in Jefferson City, Missouri!
Mail order friends, don't
miss tomorrow Daily as I'll be putting up an opportunity that if you like it
and take advantage, you can pretty well be assured of success!
That's about it for today
and I'd better get to work on the OAMA stuff so for me I'm back to work, and
for YOU, YOU have a GREAT day!!!
Check out today’s
“Joke Page”.
(CAUTION! Some Jokes are “R” rated! Use your good
judgment!!!)
Posted by Chuck Rollason at Thursday, January 30, 2003
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