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Tuesday, April 30, 2002

I'm feeling pretty good this morning. My miserable cold apparently is in it's last stages. Betty and I must visit the doctor's this morning. We both have appointments. She for her blood pressure and me for blood tests. Just enough to use up this morning and some of the afternoon, but we'll make an outing of it and stop somewhere for lunch. Then we'll have to get back home as today is the end of the month and a lot must get done and into the mail before tomorrow! I can't eat this morning, (because of the blood tests), but boy the coffee sure tastes extra good this morning! After all my heart problems back about 10 years ago we switched to decaffeinated coffee. I thought I'd never get used to the taste. However, it's kind of like beer... you can drink a certain kind for years and no other seems to hit the spot. But for some odd reason you switch and after you drink that brand for awhile, that brand becomes your favorite. Acquired taste... just like food. When I was a kid I hated sauerkraut but as I got older I began to really like it. It's amazing how we change as we pack on the years. Even our attitudes about many things... When I was a kid our lane was about a mile long. We, my brother and I, had to trek it every morning and afternoon to and from the school bus. We never minded it, not even in bad weather as it was something that had to be done. Now though every time we are coming home and one of the neighbor's kids are walking back our fairly short lane from the school bus, we feel bad if we don't stop and pick 'em up. Heck if anything, the kids today need as much exercise as they can get! Too many McDonald's, Wendy's, Taco's, etc., etc., etc...
Oh an update on yesterday. The phone man was supposed to call me back within an hour to tell me which phone company I am with so I can get my phone line repaired... Well, he never did as of yet... I won't have the time to contact them again, this morning so I'll have to give it a shot when I return home. What the hell ever happened to "Customer Service"???
To my mail order Friends...  I'll be back in the office this afternoon. YOU have a GREAT day!
Check out today’s “Joke Page”. (CAUTION! Some Jokes are “R” rated! Use your good judgment!!!)
Posted by Chuck Rollason at Tuesday,  April 30, 2002

Monday, April 29, 2002

The beginning of a brand new week. The weekend really flew by. Had a pretty good weekend other than still fighting my cold. Didn't get much sleep Friday night, Saturday night, or even last night but my cold is breaking up and I feel better today than I've felt for most of the last week. I had to call my phone company again this morning. Well, it may not be my phone company I've just learned. Almost 2 weeks ago I lost the dial tone on my one phone line that mainly handles my fax machine and sometimes if I must dial up the WEB. At end of last month I received a call from an independent Phone company and they talked me into switching my phone service to them. At any rate when I lost my phone service I naturally called Verizon as they own the phone lines etc. They told me that I must contact my phone carrier. After quite a bit of digging, (as I didn't even receive a bill from them yet), I found a phone number to reach them. After endless phone menus I got to speak with a live person. She took all the information an assured me that the line would be repaired by Friday. (I was calling on Tuesday). As the window of repair, Tuesday through Friday was so big I asked them to call me before they came out and I gave them my other phone line's number and also gave them my cell phone number. The girl even called me back about an hour later and told me they were working on my phone line, "as we speak". Sooooo when as of this morning I still had a dead phone line I called them back. After about a half hour of "holding" I finally reached the same person that had told me "they were working on the lines". She informed me that when the repair man came out to check the problem that I wasn't home. I said there was no message on my answer machine and that I had received no call on my cell phone. "Odd," she said, and asked me to hold while she checked. When she came back to the phone she said that I no longer had an account with them and actually I had never had an account with them! She said she'd have to transfer me to the "customer service" to get things squared away. When the man got on from customer service he said the same thing she had said. Of course I said why would they issue a repair order in the first place, call and tell me they were fixing the phone and then tell me I wasn't home if I had never had an account with them. They said that back on April 5th they tried to transfer my account and the transfer fell though, (but they're not sure why). And of course they don't know how the repair order got issued, etc., etc., etc......... In other words someone screwed up and no one knows anything. I asked them if the transfer of services failed on the 5th why someone hadn't called me to square it away then? After all they spent enough time selling me on their services in the first place?????  Of course no one knows why..... Here's where I stand now... they are supposed to call me back within an hour to let me know what phone company I am with so I may call for repairs. Sooooo if someone calls to talk you into another local phone service, keep in mind about my "fix it" problems.  You might want to ask them who you can call for repairs should something happen.   I'll keep you posted.
To my mail order friends... The end of the month is here and that means for the next couple of days I'll be working on the ONCE A MONTH ASSOCIATION statements, newsletters, directories, etc... It's going to be very busy over the next couple of days, (and nights), here at this home office!
Check out today’s “Joke Page”. (CAUTION! Some Jokes are “R” rated! Use your good judgment!!!)
Posted by Chuck Rollason at Monday,  April 29, 2002           

Friday, April 26, 2002

T.G.I.F. Ready or not the weekend is almost here again. This is a great time of the year for weekend fun. So much is going on and the yard sales and flea markets are opening back up again. Also, the craft shows. I'm not into the craft shows but the yard sales and flea markets turn me on! I just love a bargain. I'm feeling a little better today. I think I would be feeling a lot better if I could have gotten some decent sleep last night. I was up most of the night coughing. Oh well, we all know that a cold must take it's course. I just wish it would take it's course and get the heck away from me! I've already had enough of it. Still feeling wobbly but must get something done today. I was going to do some printing and folding today but I just may work on a web site I'm building for a guy down in Virginia. At least I'll be able to sit on my butt to do that. It is another beautiful day here in Central Pennsylvania. It's more like the spring season is supposed to be. Nice and sunny with a high around the mid 60's. That's more like it! Boy am I glad I got my grass mowed before I got this miserable cold! I still haven't gotten my new CD Burner working as fast as it should. I'm starting to think that maybe my system is just too darn slow. It is getting pretty old for today's times. It's only a 300 MHZ with 256K of RAM.  But that's pretty slow for today's standards. I was thinking of getting a new computer but just can't afford one at the moment. I think I just may upgrade this one myself this time with a new mommy board and late model chip. Something to think about anyway.
To my mail order friends... Time to get your ads sent out to the publications for next month's insertion into your favorite publications. In this business you don't have a choice to advertise or not. If you don't advertise no one knows if you are offering anything! After all what are you going to do? Put a sign on your door that reads, "I'm in the mail order business, stop in and buy something from me!" (I don't think so!) Have a GREAT weekend!
Check out today’s “Joke Page”. (CAUTION! Some Jokes are “R” rated! Use your good judgment!!!)
Posted by Chuck Rollason at Friday,  April 26, 2002          

Thursday, April 25, 2002

 Whoa..... doggie! Yesterday I started to come down with something... A cold I think.... But today it has REALLY set in! Everything is running... my eyes, my nose, everything... Talk about my nose... that poor thing is so sore from blowing it I think it just may fall off! I have about a half of fever also... Now, about an hour ago I started to develop a cough.  Get back from your computer screen!!! Don't get too close... I don't want you to get whatever I've got.  In about another half hour I'm going to take a break and relax on my recliner in the living room for an hour or so. I feel like shit... or at least like the "last rose of summer"... I'm not going to venture outside today at all. I even got Betty to go to the post office for me. Nope.... I'm in for the rest of today for sure... 
As far as weird weather goes it looks like Pennsylvania is not the only place where the weather is weird lately. My friend Danny in Illinois writes: "Hi Chuck, I know what you mean about this weird weather we're having this Spring!
Last week temperatures were in the high 80's and now they're talking sleet and snow with temperatures in the 30's. Go Figure.
I haven't mowed my grass yet this year. It grows so fast in my yard that you can "watch" it grow. I hope to get to it Saturday afternoon if it quits raining by then. If it doesn't quit raining I probably won't have to worry about it because my whole yard will be under water when the river comes up over the bank."
Maybe you'll have to wear a snorkel to mow your grass, Danny!!!
I heard on the news this morning about Robert Blake that the prosecution just turned over quite a few boxes and 32,000 pages of evidence! Holy Cats! 32,000 pages! Boy you can sure tell when they arrest a star for something. When they bring a charge against anyone around where I live they are lucky to have a dozen pages of information on them. Heck not so long ago they tried a young fellow for killing his parents and other relations in at least 3 different counties. I think his trial lasted less than a week! O. J. Simpson's lasted over a year! How could you use over 30,000 pages to write about anyone or anything???? Geez... no wonder it took 'em over a year to arrest him. Oh well if he did it I hope they do something about it and don't have a re-run of the Simpson affair.....
Have a GREAT day and check out the Jokes today. They'll give you a nice lift, I promise!
Check out today’s “Joke Page”. (CAUTION! Some Jokes are “R” rated! Use your good judgment!!!)
Posted by Chuck Rollason at Thursday,  April 25, 2002 

        

Wednesday, April 24, 2002

The middle of the week already. Everything went just fine yesterday. I repaired the roof and didn't get stung even once. I also mowed the lawn, or should I say the hay field. Officially we're still in a drought here, in Central Pennsylvania, but the grass is growing so fast you can hear it! 2 weeks ago not a leaf on the trees and now when I look across the river at the mountain it's turning as green as grass. I haven't seen the two geese and their babies that stopped by the other day, I hope they're okay. Last night it got down to 33 degrees, one degree above freezing! Weird weather! Obviously I didn't get much work done yesterday here, in the office, so I'm going to try to make up for it today. I'm going to put a audio book on the computer that I borrowed from the Library and just keep working. I just saw a huge muskrat on the other side of the canal. Apparently he is enjoying this chilly weather. Boy did I get a memory flash by seeing him. I remember when I was a kid we used to trap muskrats and sell their pelts. My brother, George and I used to make some extra money that way. As we grew up on a Dairy Farm, we had to get up early enough to clean stalls, milk the cows, feed 'em and bed 'em down before we went out to check our traps and get ready to go to school! We used to get up every morning between 4 and 10 after 4 to give us enough time to get every thing done. We didn't mind though back then as we were expected to get our chores done and then we could "play around", as Dad used to call it, with whatever we wanted as long as we weren't late for school. Enough of my reminiscing today. We're in for a wonderful day today! I sure hope you have a GOOD one!
Check out today’s “Joke Page”. (CAUTION! Some Jokes are “R” rated! Use your good judgment!!!)
Posted by Chuck Rollason at Wednesday,  April 24, 2002          

Tuesday, April 23, 2002

Another beautiful but cold, (brrrr) day here in central Pennsylvania. That's just fine with me though. Now that the wasps are back to being groggy I can get up on the roof and repair the wind damage from about 3 weeks ago. I must get it done before it gets hot and stays hot as where the damage is, is where the wasps just love to swarm and build their nests. Hopefully I'll get the job done today with no stings. I can see myself running off the roof trying to escape those pesky wasps. (I hate when that happens!) Looks like a good day to get some things done outdoors. With the days being nice and long you can still get your normal work finished and still have daylight to get your spring chores done. Next trip away from the river I'll have to stop and buy some tomato plants. It's getting to be that time again. Last year I planted from seeds but I just could not find the tomato seeds I wanted this year so I'll have to get some plants that are already started. A good place close to where we live to get plants is Usztic's Greenhouse off of Mountain Road toward Peter's Mountain.
Today we're starting to assemble another bulk mailing of "Chuck's Mail Order News & Opportunities". Betty is assembling the magazines as I write this and I must get the circular folding done for insertion then Betty will assemble all and staple and place address labels on them. I doubt we'll get all that done today but we'll have quite a jump on it by tonight... Check out the jokes today. Some good ones in there...
Check out today’s “Joke Page”. (CAUTION! Some Jokes are “R” rated! Use your good judgment!!!)
Posted by Chuck Rollason at Tuesday,  April 23, 2002     

Monday, April 22, 2002

The beginning of the week already. Boy, did that weekend fly by! It's really turned cold again here, in Central Pennsylvania. I had to build a fire in our stoker furnace. Wow, it was so hot last week for 3 days we had the air conditioners on. Now we have the furnace back on. No wonder the wildlife is messed up. Oh, speaking of wildlife, 2 geese stopped by in our back yard from the river yesterday with their new batch of babies. We counted 6 in all. It looked like the little guys were shivering. Don't blame them, that river must still be very cold. Don't forget, today is Earth Day. No, I'm not doing anything special but you might be doing something. At least don't toss that cigarette out the window or that candy wrapper. I won't be doing either of those but I don't do them normally anyway so I guess I'm really NOT going to do anything special. We, Betty and I, are going down to the Big City, Harrisburg, today to K-Mart to get some water. For quite a few years we have been distilling our own water. Our distiller went on the blink and lately we've been buying distilled water. Wouldn't you know it K-Mart has all of their waters on sale including distilled water. So if you buy Spring Water or Distilled Water whatever, K-Mart has it pretty cheap. I'm going to "stock up" with about 15 or 20 gallons of it. I still think that a lot of folks who drink city water will pay for it over the years with health problems. Let's face it the chlorine in the water is in very small amounts but chlorine is STILL poison. Heck we use it in our swimming pools to kill bacteria. But if you ingest it, even in small amounts over years, it's got to take it's toll!!! We have our own well so we don't have to worry about chlorine, but our water does not taste that good at all. I can't see spending money on Spring Water as it's still loaded with bacteria and germs, so I think if I'm going to spend good money I'm buying the purest water available.... hence....  Distilled Water. Also, when you mix frozen orange juice with it or coffee or just about anything the taste is terrific. After all, all you taste is the juice or coffee as distilled water has no odors or taste! Well, it's back to work...... Have a GREAT day!
Check out today’s “Joke Page”. (CAUTION! Some Jokes are “R” rated! Use your good judgment!!!)
Posted by Chuck Rollason at Monday,  April 22, 2002           

Friday, April 19, 2002

T.G.I.F. Another weekend is almost here. Just a few things that must be done and It will be time to get ready for a great weekend. On my trip to Harrisburg and Office Max yesterday I DID indeed buy another CD Burner to update my old 2x. This one is 24x write, 10x re-write and 40x Data Read. $99.95 and a $30 mail-in rebate just made it too cheap at $69.95 to pass up. I installed it last night and have already made a disk with it. It took about as long to do that as my old 2x took! I must NOT have the proper drivers or something. This new one should burn "circles" around my old one. At least this one works on Windows 2000 as well as Windows 98. My old one would only work in Windows 98. I've already sent for help at the software website to find out why this new burner is operating so slow. Hopefully my the next time I post here I'll have fixed it.
I must get back to work if I'm going to get out another bulk mailing today. Lot's of my mail order friends are depending on me to get out their advertisements and circulars. Have a look at today's jokes and start your weekend with a smile!
Check out today’s “Joke Page”. (CAUTION! Some Jokes are “R” rated! Use your good judgment!!!)
Posted by Chuck Rollason at Friday,  April 19, 2002        

Thursday, April 18, 2002

Another great day but there's rain in the air! We're in for some showers today. I've printed so many fliers the last few days I'm starting to smell like ink. The bulk mailing has been sent and we're already working on the next batch. Hopefully they will be done by tomorrow afternoon and those too will go out this week.
The river is up some so they must have had some decent rain up state. With these hot days I'm almost tempted to go swimming. I said almost as the river is still VERY cold. Three or four days of very warm weather are not enough to make the river nice enough for swimming. I'm tempted to update my CD burner as Office Max has a terrific sale on this week. I have one of the first ones out and it cost me around $400 when I first bought it about 3 years ago. However now it's REALLY obsolete! We'll see as I'm going down to the big city, Harrisburg, this afternoon to take advantage of the paper sale they have going on. Buy 2 and get 1 free. Cases of paper that is. It will be about $52 for 2 cases but after getting the 3rd for free it work's out to much less than $20 a case. Pretty reasonable I think. Hope your day is more exciting than mine!!!
Check out today’s “Joke Page”. (CAUTION! Some Jokes are “R” rated! Use your good judgment!!!)
Posted by Chuck Rollason at Thursday,  April 18, 2002          

Wednesday, April 17, 2002

We had a record heat day yesterday and they are looking for another today! WOW! Unbelievable for this time of the year, here in Central Pennsylvania. The animals and the foliage are completely fooled into thinking it's summer. I saw birds galore on my heart walk this morning including blue jays, cardinals, and robins as well as the usual blackbirds, wrens, etc. All of a sudden the rabbits have come "out of the woodwork" as well! I won't be doing any work outdoors again today. I took the time last evening to get our 2 air conditioners ready and we'll be turning them on very soon. It was roasting in here yesterday. Hopefully we'll be able to keep it cool as the day heats up. I still have gotten my one phone line repaired. I use it mostly for faxing so if any of you have tried to fax that's why it's been ringing busy. Just call me with any orders 'til I get it back on line. I lost it the other night in the storm. I want to make sure the problem is not indoors before I call the phone company. If the problem is indoors they will charge a fortune for the service call and I'll still have to repair it myself.
It's going to be a day and a half as I have a terrible toothache. I'm pretty sure it's from my sinuses so I'll have to put up with it. I did take a decongestant pill so I'm hoping that will settle it down after awhile. In the meantime have a look at today's jokes and keep your day going smoothly...
Check out today’s “Joke Page”. (CAUTION! Some Jokes are “R” rated! Use your good judgment!!!)
Posted by Chuck Rollason at Wednesday,  April 17, 2002       

Tuesday, April 16, 2002

Another beautiful day here, in Central Pennsylvania, with unseasonably high temperatures! While taking our morning heart walk I noticed that just about all of the trees have some green on them. The weeping willows are about half way to full foliage.  The huge Maple tree in our back yard, that provides most of the shade for our deck, has already started with new foliage. It's one of the first trees in the spring to come to life and the last of the year in the fall to lose it's leaves. It's only been about a week since I mowed the grass and it's ready to be mowed again. In this kind of weather things really grow fast!
I'll be working mostly in the office today. I was trying to think of stuff I could do on the deck with the laptop but most of the stuff that must be done today, including some printing must be done in the Office. Darn! At least the days are longer and I may get a chance later this evening to go out there and work on my mailing lists. Have a look at today's jokes they may raise your spirits for the rest of the day...
Check out today’s “Joke Page”. (CAUTION! Some Jokes are “R” rated! Use your good judgment!!!)
Posted by Chuck Rollason at Tuesday,  April 16, 2002       

Monday, April 15, 2002

Monday already, the beginning of a brand new week! What a GREAT start for a new week here in Central Pennsylvania. Unseasonably warm temperatures! Tomorrow they are calling for record breaking temperatures! Wow! I just shut the furnace off yesterday morning and today we're walking around in shorts! Spent all day yesterday working on my WEB site. I must have overloaded it as it was down for about an hour and a half this morning. So if you were trying to get here earlier, that's what was wrong. Everything seems to be fine now, but that's one of the reasons I'm running late getting up this post. Normally my web hosting company has very little downtime but I guess things wear out and require replacement. I sent an Email to them about it but 15 minutes after I mailed it my site was back up and running.
If you like reading about some really weird stuff, like I do, John Gross sent me an URL I'd like to share with you... They have some real neat weird stuff here... Have a look for yourself http://ourstrangeworld.tripod.com/ for some real strange goings on! I hope your week is off to a GREAT start... To help here are some real "knee slappers!"

Check out today’s “Joke Page”. (CAUTION! Some Jokes are “R” rated! Use your good judgment!!!)
Posted by Chuck Rollason at Monday,  April 15, 2002         

Friday, April 12, 2002

T.G.I.F. Yep it’s Friday again! Would you believe that all the money I spend each month for a high speed cable connection and this morning it’s apparently out! Yep nothing… I’m now working on the WEB with my FREE modem connection, NetZero. Yep saved by a FREE one. Hard to believe that a FREE ISP is more dependable than an expensive cable connection. Such is life. Better than no connection at all. My printer ink is in, down at the big city, Harrisburg, so I’ll have to run down and pick that up this afternoon. Since I’m close I’d better stop by Sam’s Club for paper. Getting very low on that. Hopefully I’ll get some work done here in the office before the end of the day. I’ll be working this weekend for sure. It’s supposed to rain around here most of the weekend so I won’t feel TOO bad trapped in the office.

Right now I’m going to post the link for the jokes and then I’ll have to figure out how to get them up on the site. I’m working on my laptop right now and I don’t have an FTP program in it. I’m working in Microsoft Word right now and that has a built in FTP program so I’ll be able to post this daily. Have a GREAT weekend…
Check out today’s “Joke Page”. (CAUTION! Some Jokes are “R” rated! Use your good judgment!!!)
Posted by Chuck Rollason at Friday,  April 12, 2002              

Thursday, April 11, 2002

Another beautiful day here, in Central Pennsylvania! Spring weather is here for sure! Do you like FREE stuff? FREE software, FREE PC stuff, FREE for the automobile, Electronics, Entertainment, Gifts and much, much more. Well if you do, check out this site and don't forget to bookmark it for future reference: FREE STUFF. I just love Free stuff and I never get tired of looking for it. You never know when you might find that prize. I guess that's why I love to go to yard sales. Yard sales are starting to come alive here, again for the summer around here. I'll have to check 'em out for this Saturday and maybe visit some.
If you have a home business they are a great outlet for home office stuff. Last summer I bought a case of paper minus one ream, (9 reams '500 sheets each'), for 5 bucks! Can't beat that with a stick. Another thing I like is looking for used movies. I have about 500 in our collection now but am always looking for more. They seem to be coming down more and more each year. I've already bought some terrific movies for 1 to 5 bucks each! I also collect books on tape. That's the only way I get time to "read" books anymore. I've bought dozens at the library for 2 bucks each. They take 'em out of circulation and sell 'em. It's a GREAT place to get books also. Most are priced at: hard cover - 50˘ and soft cover - 25˘ but some do run a few bucks more.
Took a trip to the big city yesterday after the hospital visit for Betty, which incidentally turned out just fine, to pick up ink for my printer. The store where I bought it was out and they are the only place that carries it! I told the lady at the front desk to call me just as soon as it came in as I don't think I have enough to finish all the printing for my next mailing. I even woke up this morning thinking of it as I'm worried about getting the job done. She just called 5 minutes ago and said it came in this morning. Whew! Boy am I glad. It's a beautiful day just to be alive but take advantage of it even more!!!
Check out today’s “Joke Page”. (CAUTION! Some Jokes are “R” rated! Use your good judgment!!!)
Posted by Chuck Rollason at Thursday,  April 11, 2002        

Wednesday, April 10, 2002

The middle of the week and all is fine. At least around here it is. I sure hope you're doing well also. Tax deadline is almost here. 5 more days. If you don't have yours done yet you should be able to finish it over the weekend. The nice thing now is if you're working at the last minute and find you need another form or two, you can go online and get them. I wish you the best.
Betty and I have to take a trip down to Hershey Medical Center this morning. No big deal but the doctor wants a test of her lower system to make sure there is no problem there that is contributing to her high blood pressure. I can't remember the name of the darn test right now but it's like a sonar test. Just like a submarine detection system. They bounce sound waves off your organs and it shows a picture of them on the computer screen. Pretty neat!
When I get home I'll probably be printing circulars the rest of the day. I'll have to stop and pick up some more ink for my printing machine. No, not a computer printer and not an off set printer. It's a brand new thing out but prints about 60-75 copies a minute. Have a GOOD one!
Check out today’s “Joke Page”. (CAUTION! Some Jokes are “R” rated! Use your good judgment!!!)
Posted by Chuck Rollason at Wednesday,  April 10, 2002      

Tuesday, April 9, 2002

Looks like we got through Monday just fine. It's supposed to rain here most of today although it seems quite warm. The river keeps receding so I guess they're not getting any rain upstate. This is a bad time of the year for our heating system. We have a stoker furnace. That means the fire must burn at all times, (of course we shut in down in the summer time.) However just to keep the fire alive in the spring and fall it about roasts you out of the house. Of course we could let it go out in the day time but it's a bitch to build a fire in the darn thing so we just put up with the heat.
I was mowing the grass and 3 state police cars went by up the road. Our road, a single lane, is a dead end and the only thing I can figure is that something happened at the apartment house at the end of it. No one close seems to know what happened that lives close to us. They where up there about an hour. I don't know why I'm so darn nosy but it's driving me nuts... I'm going to have to find out what happened...  I'll let you know.
As yesterday was Monday it was a pretty big mail day and I received quite a few small orders and a lot of inquiries so I'd better get my butt to work. Have a GREAT day...
Check out today’s “Joke Page”. (CAUTION! Some Jokes are “R” rated! Use your good judgment!!!)
Posted by Chuck Rollason at Tuesday,  April 9, 2002                

Monday, April 8, 2002

The beginning of the week already. Hope you had a GREAT weekend. I had plans to get so much done over the weekend and got VERY little done. I did get the lawn mowed for the first time this year. So I guess I did get something done, but damn little here, in the office. I still think all of this junk or something that we have placed in space has our weather screwed up. It's been unusually warm this winter and then on Saturday it snowed!!!   Not a big accumulation, but it did snow. Don't believe me? Well, have a look for yourself. Here's the Jeep and here's the Deck at the back of the house. By the time I took these pictures some had already melted off.
To my mail order friends... On Saturday I received 6 - $10 ($60), checks from the Easy Extra Income program. This program has been a steady source of income for me for the past 2 years. No, You'll not get rich on it but by golly those $10 check sure do come in handy. Click on the Easy Extra Income link above and print out the page. You can then fill it in and send it. You'll save $20 as I'm in position number one!
Check out today’s “Joke Page”. (CAUTION! Some Jokes are “R” rated! Use your good judgment!!!)
Posted by Chuck Rollason at Monday,  April 8, 2002         

Friday, April 5, 2002

T.G.I.F. Ready or not it's here again... The end of the week. Just a few more things to get done and a few more hours and our weekend begins. GREAT!
To bring you up to date from yesterday. I confronted the folks at Rite Aid's pharmacy counter about their web site prices. Oh, they said those prices don't mean anything. You have to order from the website to get those prices. (However, it does NOT say anything like that on the web site.) All it has "in very fine print" is that these are the prices before any discounts offered. Which would mean, of course that with any kind of discounts the price would be cheaper! But don't go by those prices for any of their stores. Yeah, as they are the largest drug store in the United States and perhaps the world you would think they would specify that on their site. To boil it all down, we paid almost 4 times the cost that was displayed on their web site. Watch out as you cannot use their site to compare prices. Best thing to do is phone your nearest store and let them give you prices. Ask who you are speaking with so you have that information in case they make up another price 'til you get there. What a mess that was. I'm starting to think that you're better off to order drugs from Canada! (I think you can trust them better than the companies here at home and the prices are much cheaper!)

For my mail order friends I just received my Welcome kit from the Inter Circle Organization. It's still called a Welcome kit although I've been with them for about 10 years. I renew every year and it's the best money I spend with my mail order business. Wow! It's quite a package too with all of the promotional material customized and even contained FREE return address labels! It's a fine organization to belong to and the Subscription cost per year is more than offset by the names and addresses of the members you receive with your kit, (750 +)!!! Talk about a mailing list! All active in mail order and MLM! Click on Inter Circle for more information.
Check out today’s “Joke Page”. (CAUTION! Some Jokes are “R” rated! Use your good judgment!!!)
Posted by Chuck Rollason at Friday,  April 5, 2002          

Thursday, April 4, 2002

We're on the back slide of the week as we approach Friday. The doc decided to try yet another drug for Betty's high blood pressure problem. Most of the time she orders her medicine by mail order so the doc gave her a prescription for a small amount of the new medicine to "hold her over" until she could order it from her mail order store. So we decided to stop at the Library so I could check the Web for some prices. Yeah I know it was only a small amount but sometimes these days pills can cost a couple of bucks each. So after a couple of quick searches we decided to stop on the Linglestown road at Rite Aid for the prescription. The quantity was for only 12 capsules. Their, (Rite Aid's), web site said that the charge for 30 capsules was $15.88 so I figured that for 12 it would be about half of that. They ended up charging $26.09 for the 12 capsules AFTER a $2.80 "Senior Citizen" discount!!! Wow!!! I protested some, but only a little, as I wasn't positive that I had the prices correct and it was so far off that I thought that I must have made an error. 'Til I got home and re-checked it on my computer that is. No, I was right, those were the prices quoted on the WEB. Would you believe. I can see them adding an extra charge for getting less than a number, (30), that they normally sell, but over 10 bucks on a $26 dollar item???  That's a little much. Apparently we must head down that way again this afternoon and I'm talking along the WEB print out and see what they have to say about it. I know it's only 10 bucks but remember that's 10 bucks above what they are to charge for 30 capsules not the 12 that was ordered! That's almost 4 times what it should have cost!  If you're getting prescription medicine, go on the WEB and check prices. Apparently, medicine is worth "what the traffic will bear", or what they can get away with! Call them on it. Just because they wear white coats they are NOT doctors so that doesn't give them the right to steal, "Like we give our Doctors."  Oh, do I sound bitter. Have you been to the doctor's lately? It's just absolutely unbelievable!!! The prices they charge, that is. Enough railing for today! Have a look at today's jokes... hopefully they will give your day a lift!
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Posted by Chuck Rollason at Thursday,  April 4, 2002                       

Wednesday, April 3, 2002

The middle of the week and all is well. Almost anyway. We have another trip to the doc's this morning for Betty. Noting radical he's just been trying different medications to get her blood pressure under control. That will take up most of this morning and early afternoon. I'll be back here in plenty of time to get some work done though. I'll probably work 'til at least 9 this evening so I should be able to get something done. By tomorrow I'll be redoing this page and I'll be taking off all of last month's posts and placing them in the archives. That way the page should load much faster for you. I like to put on at least 3 days of posts before making the archive post. I received a funny Email from my good friend, Colleen Kennedy that I'd like to share with you. It's especially funny if you're like me and believe that all law abiding citizens should own guns for pleasure and for protection. At any rate if you're against 'em you may still find this amusing.

Number of physicians in the US: 700,000.
Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year: 120,000 (AMA).
Accidental deaths per physician: 0.171 (U.S. Dept. of Health Human Services)


Number of gun owners in the US: 80,000,000.
Number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups): 1,500.
Accidental deaths per gun owner: 0.0000188 Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. "


FACT: Not everyone has a gun, but everyone has at least one Doctor. Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets out of hand!

As a Public Health Measure, I have withheld the statistic on Lawyers for fear that the shock could cause people to seek medical aid.

Facts don't lie, right? Heh - Heh....
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Posted by Chuck Rollason at Wednesday,  April 3, 2002             

Tuesday, April 2, 2002

I'm running very late getting this post up today. Seems like this is the only day that anyone can call me on the phone. Heck the phone's been ringing off the hook. Don't get me wrong I like phone calls even if they don't contain orders. But sometimes you can get overwhelmed with them. At any rate things are really moving along pretty well today beyond being very late on just about everything. I did see something on ABC's Morning Show this morning that I wanted to pass along to you. Go to the Dodger's baseball home page site and then click on Sarah's Take on the left of the page. Sarah is a young woman, (about 30ish), from Anderson, Texas. She just got the job as a writer for the Dodger's Web Site. The remarkable thing about Sarah is that she has Cerebral Palsy. Each individual letter that she types on her keyboard is done with a stick that she holds in her month. Take a minute and read her column. She's quite a writer isn't she? She is a "die hard" Dodger fan and also has her own website also called Sarah's Dodger Place. Check out her site if you get some time as it is also remarkable.
I don't know about you but the next time I start bitchin' that I have an ache or pain here or there as I am working at my computer, I hope I think of Sarah. That should make me sit up and fly right!
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Posted by Chuck Rollason at Tuesday,  April 2, 2002      

Monday, April 1, 2002

April Fool's Day!!!  GREAT!!! Did you have any fun with it yet?  Don't let it pass you by as it only comes once a year. Nothing radical now... just fun stuff. We had a wonderful weekend. Spring has definitely sprung here, in Central Pennsylvania.
We have an outside phone bell on our back porch. When the phone rings the whole porch vibrates. I mean it's really loud! Every year a bird insists on building a nest on top of this bell. I swear until the baby birds get big enough to leave the nest they MUST be deaf! This year we thought we'd save the poor little things and prevent mommy bird from building her nest on the bell so we placed two coffee cans side by side on the bell shield. That only left about an inch and a half of space between the wall and the coffee cans. Would you believe a bird is still trying to build a nest in that small space! They just think that it's an ideal spot to build! Saturday I knocked down what they had constructed there so far. This morning it looked like I'd never touched it. Go figure... We're must come up with a better idea that's for sure.
I finished getting out the  OAMA stuff done and mailed on Saturday Morning, now it's back to working on my magazine... Have some fun today... it's April Fool's Day!!!
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Posted by Chuck Rollason at Monday,  April 1, 2002                 

     

   

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